asteriskybusiness:

crackerfarm

I just love him, goodness. 
neekaisweird:

Flourless Chocolate Cookies
bomb-proof:

Jordan Coyne’s mount Lazaro.
It’s a terrible thing, I think, in life to wait until you’re ready. I have this feeling now that actually no one is ever ready to do anything. There is almost no such thing as ready. There is only now. And you may as well do it now. Generally speaking, now is as good a time as any.
- Hugh Laurie  (via faulknerd)

(Source: silkandmarble, via breathingtimemachine)

Work is going to be such shit tomorrow that I’m hoping I’ll get violently ill sometime between now and 6AM. I’m not good at lying, so I can’t call out if I’m not actually sick. I’m actually willing to spend the entire day crying in the bathroom floor to avoid going to work in the morning.

pizzaforpresident:

Sometimes I go to my favorite restaurant and eat alone. It’s like a date, but with myself. And I always put out.

I still get inconsolably depressed when I remember that Harry Potter is over forever.

My Saturday night has basically boiled down to watching Harry Potter and waiting to get more Candy Crush lives, and I ain’t even mad.

aunord:

Bon Iver - Perth

Move dust through the light
To find your name
It’s something faint
This is not a place

(Source: boniver.org, via heathenwoods)